I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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