Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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