I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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