I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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