This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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