fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize
