yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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