It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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