: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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