i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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