im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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