Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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