I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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