She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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