am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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