Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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