For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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