1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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