if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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