i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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