My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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