Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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