super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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