I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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