i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wish i was in the wii world.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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