Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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