Welp...herpes.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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