walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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