come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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