I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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