WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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