So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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