how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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