I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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