Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
