Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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