my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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