: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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