i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
