Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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