glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Everything about him screamed your future.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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