Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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