did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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