sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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