what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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