i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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