Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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