what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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