my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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