jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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