After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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