I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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