yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Randomize
