Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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