i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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