I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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